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i swear i get uglier everyday
(Source: ldaho)
follow backs if asked xo
(Source: likerobots)
(Source: lesbooty)
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
talking, soda, junk food, and lazying around should be in a middle column that says “more” and the right column should say “even more”
just saying lolol
(Source: fit-health-motivation)
(Source: ichosejesus59)
Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
(Source: bluerin)
